My biscut's 'a burnin'

The logic department here at daily linxzors is always hard at work finding examples of complete lack of logic, and the problems that rise from such situations.
In this lesson, we will learn why playing with gasoline is not a good idea unless properly planned.
Primary example
Now, what may have been going through the mind of the young lad who decided to pour gasoline on his pants? I seriously have no idea.
Lets dissect this situation.
Some kids buy a can of gasoline. Gasoline burns! They pour it on some train tracks. It makes flames when they light it. Instantly all logic goes out the door in the face of such amazing magic. They decide that since lighting train tracks on fire is fun, surely lighting their friend's pants will increase the fun exponentially! And boy, were they right....