Saturday, December 16

My wok

Yea, I totally don't understand this - It's still cool since it's from Japan

How do you use your wok? - This is how I use mine

The next olympic sport - They should use cheese

Safety tips - listen and learn

I love the taste of hamster in the morning - don't you?

Most bestest oiled movers ever - ZOMG I totally want to do that!!!!

Algorithm march
- pretty neat

Smoker owned by coworker - YOU'RE ON FIRE MATE!

Pool ball slingshot = bad news - From the logic department

aaaand, that's all for today. Expect some large posts over the next few days... I have TONS of links I've gotten over the last week.

Friday, December 15

Awesome - I totally thought: "Watermelons rolling down a city street! Perfect for my blog". Sony totally ripped this off in their bravia commercial.

I'm a mac, and I'm a PC

Colbert talks about his job

Make $40 easily - I'm so trying this!!!

Brace yourself - Don't throw up while watching this.... That's so gross.

Best optical illusion ever - That was so trippy. If you don't trust me, fast forward all the way first. Follow the instructions and watch it fullscreen.

My biscut's 'a burnin'

The logic department here at daily linxzors is always hard at work finding examples of complete lack of logic, and the problems that rise from such situations.
In this lesson, we will learn why playing with gasoline is not a good idea unless properly planned.
Primary example
Now, what may have been going through the mind of the young lad who decided to pour gasoline on his pants? I seriously have no idea.
Lets dissect this situation.
Some kids buy a can of gasoline. Gasoline burns! They pour it on some train tracks. It makes flames when they light it. Instantly all logic goes out the door in the face of such amazing magic. They decide that since lighting train tracks on fire is fun, surely lighting their friend's pants will increase the fun exponentially! And boy, were they right....

Thursday, December 14

Boxed Thoughts

Boxed Thoughts appeared on the internets around the end of 2004. I found it a few days after it came up while reading some random blog.

Now what exactly is boxed thoughts?
Boxedthoughts is a collection of thoughts posted by anonymous users. Together, these thoughts form a stream of thought, or a thoughtstream. The thoughtstream represents the flow of thought or thoughts that embodies humanity.

It works basically like this: You sign up and get a number. This number is all that distinguishes you from the masses. The main page consists of the most recent thoughts in the thoughstream. As more thoughts come in, some get pushed off. You're allowed to post a new thought every 2.5 hours. It's really quite neat.

Keep in mind before you run out and jot down your life's story that you only have a 100x100 box to write in! This is really what makes the experience. You're allowed to use some neat tags to color your box, your text, and your border, in order to make things pretty. You'll also find that lots of people leave "hidden" messages in a seemingly blank box by writing in the same color of their background. Another thing you might notice is the prevalence of emoish culture. It seems that everyone out there either has a terrible live and wants to kill themself, or all they talk about is their girlfriend or boyfriend. After you learn to ignore these people, the site can really be quite fun.

One of the most interesting things about the site is the complete anonymity you have when posting. This allows you to be uber cryptic; which is very enjoyable. So get out there and pick yourself a number! Oh, and if you want some neat color codes that mesh really well, check out this site

Enjoy! And remember, Big Brother is watching....

Wednesday, December 13

Late post

This was too good not to post immediately

Star Wrongs

Top Ten Videos of 2006

Just noticed this on break's site:

The Top Ten Videos Of 06


As is the case with everything online, I've seen them before. But just for you guys, I'll go over them and provide my usual helpful commentary. Even if you've seen them before, it's worth watching them again. Here we go:

#10 The easter bunny hates you - Now what's more humiliating that being own3d by the easter bunny? I really can't think of anything.

#9 Merry go round fun! - Brought to you by the critical thinking department.

#8 Happy Mother's Day! - Siblings are so much fun

#7 Cruel Parent - Wtf. This is what your kid will remember on your deathbed. But it was worth it LOL

#6 Ok Go - Everyone saw this one. It definitely speaks for the power of viral videos. The band was relatively small and unheard of before the video.

#5 Vincent Ferrari's AOL Experience - Poor poor AOL

#4 Wizards in The Winter
- Some guy synced his lights up with some Trans-Siberian-Orchestra music, and made a video. In the end he got millions of views and a nationally aired beer commercial.

#3 Diet Coke and Mentos - nuff said

#2 That German Kid - He was probably playing CS:S. Noob

#1 Evolution of Dance - The most viewed video ever. On Youtube alone it has over 36 Million views.


Hope you enjoyed the trip down viral memory lane. Here's to a 2007 filled with even more great internet videos.

Short post

The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! - perfectly random

Alien vs. Predator vs.... Batman? - I was surprised at the production value of this short film. Check it out

Crazy motorcycle crash - not fun

Tuesday, December 12

Monday, December 11

CrazyMike

I'm glad I'm not this crazy. I'll do sideflips off of things, backflips if there's grass or sand, and depth drops, but these brothers take it to a whole new level. Think of Jackass, but with guys that know a few parkour and gymnastics moves. Yes, it's trouble. Take a look

Vending machine backflip - doesn't end well...

Crane jump - now this is awesome

high speed 'sketching' - doesn't seem like a good idea....

Breaking a car window - [lang] ummm....


so I guess this is what I would have been if I lived in the middle of nowhere and I had people to film me... It's scary how many times he's been to the hospital though.